And you know where you were then. Girls were girls and men were men. Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again. Today still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. Till the one day when the lady met this fellow and they knew it was much more than a hunch. And when the odds are against him and their dangers work to do. You bet your life Speed Racer he will see it through. ; Well the first thing you know ol' Jeds a millionaire. Kinfolk said Jed move away from there? Were gonna do it. Give us any chance well take it. Give us any rule we'll break it. We're gonna make our dreams come true. Baby if you've ever wondered - wondered whatever became of me. I'm living on the air in Cincinnati. Cincinnati WKRP.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship. Well we're movin' on up to the east side to a deluxe apartment in the sky. Just two good ol' boys Wouldn't change if they could. Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood. But they got diff'rent strokes. It takes diff'rent strokes - it takes diff'rent strokes to move the world. Now were up in the big leagues getting' our turn at bat. So join us here each week my friends you're sure to get a smile from seven stranded castaways here on Gilligans Isle. In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground? Movin' on up to the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie? But they got diff'rent strokes. It takes diff'rent strokes - it takes diff'rent strokes to move the world. Just two good ol' boys Never meanin' no harm. Beats all you've ever saw been in trouble with the law since the day they was born. Texas tea. Well we're movin' on up to the east side to a deluxe apartment in the sky. The year is 1987 and NASA launches the last of Americas deep space probes. Fleeing from the Cylon tyranny the last Battlestar – Galactica - leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest - a shining planet known as Earth. It's time to put on makeup. It's time to dress up right. It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle with Gilligan the Skipper too the millionaire and his wife. Doin' it our way. Nothin's gonna turn us back now. Straight ahead and on the track now. We're gonna make our dreams come true. Come and dance on our floor. Take a step that is new. We've a loveable space that needs your face threes company too.
He's gainin' on you so you better look alive. He busy revin' up his Powerful Mach 5. Well we're movin' on up to the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. Go Speed Racer. Go Speed Racer. Go Speed Racer go. As long as we live its you and me baby. There ain't nothin' wrong with that. The Love Boat soon will be making another run. The Love Boat promises something for everyone. Now were up in the big leagues getting' our turn at bat. But they got diff'rent strokes. It takes diff'rent strokes - it takes diff'rent strokes to move the world. Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some.
Makin' your way in the world today takes everything you've got. Takin' a break from all your worries sure would help a lot? A man is born he's a man of means. Then along come two they got nothin' but their jeans? Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not its just me. They're creepy and they're kooky mysterious and spooky. They're all together ooky the Addams Family. And we'll do it our way yes our way. Make all our dreams come true for me and you. Come and knock on our door. We've been waiting for you. Where the kisses are hers and hers and his. Three's company too.